Buzzing Guns

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

The Buzzin Guns Surf The Wave

`OK everyone. Let's pull back again and divide the Wave into two', suggested Buzzin'
`You mean right down the middle?', said Quicksilver.
`Yeah, that's right - we split, then ride the Wave round the outside of the Light Eaters and meet at the other end'
`Great idea', said Golden King.
`Is it', said Baby, in a querulous voice.
`Hang on Baby. You'll be OK', said Saphyr.
`I've nothing to hang on to', said Baby, querously.
`OK guys - let's do it', said Buzzin.
`Yeah. Let's get at `em', said Funnybone.
`Hey, Drawoc, baby. Here we come again', cried Foxy.
The Wave of Light whooshed backwards then divided, splitting down the middle; Drawoc watched as the Wave surged forward and began to circumnavigate the Light Eaters; in no time the huge mass of Light Eaters was surrounded by the Wave with the Buzzin' Guns whooping and hollering their delight as they surfed the crest.
`Yeehah', cried Foxy, as they closed in on the Light Eaters.
`Now get outta that', yelled Jethro.
Drawoc deftly manoeuvred his Space Hooper out of the way of the oncoming Wave...but only just before the Buzzin Guns closed the gap on the Light Eaters; the mass of dark energy was now surrounded by a broadband of White Light.
`C'mon...get to work', yelled Drawoc to the Light Eaters. `They've practically landed in your mouths'.
The Light Eaters started dissolving the Light, creating gaps the size of football fields.
`That's it...keep attacking', ordered Drawoc.
Buzzin' gave the order to pull back.
The Wave suddenly whipped backwards out of the reach of the Light Eaters.
`Now this time, we take her up...high', ordered Buzzin'
`Really high', gulped Baby
`Yeah...Baby'
`Whooah'
The Wave of Light rose up, curling its crest like a cobra; it stayed motionless for a few moments before making its descent towards the Light Eaters; like a huge avalanche, it rolled towards the dark mass of energy with The Buzzin' Guns riding on the crest; the Wave slid down and rolled underneath the Light Eaters, curling itself around the dark energy until it resembled a giant `swiss roll'.
Drawoc managed to escape the impact once more by dodging around in his Space Hopper, but Vespa, Vespoola, Spitfire and Slasher were sandwiched in the middle of the Wave as it spun.
`Wot in tarnation is gooin' on', spluttered Vespoola, her face contorted into a grimace. `Call this a battle'
`Wait til I git ma hands on that Dragrot', said Vespa, `He ain't fit to command a school of jelly fish'
`Told ya he knowed nothin'. This darn thing seems to be playin' wiv us' said Vespoola.
`Yeah...an' we's serious fighters', sniffed Vespa.
The Wave began to uncurl, releasing its captives so they popped free like bubbles bursting out of a bottle.
`C'mon you lot...re-group', yelled Drawoc.
The Light Eaters re-formed into a large mass.
Drawoc zoomed towards Spitfire and Slasher landing in front of the Light Eaters.
He looked incensed as he watched the retreating Wave.
`They seem to be taking you for quite a ride Drawoc', boomed Evil Eyes.
`Not anymore...wait til they advance again'
`You going into action, at last', jeered Evil Eyes. `I told you not to underestimate Buzzin Gun and his gang. So far you've given a dismal performance'
`Performance! What do you think this is...come dancing', screeched Drawoc
`It could be, the way you keep side stepping every time', replied Evil Eyes. `Now get it together!'
The Wave of Light Energy retreated, giving the Light Eaters time to re-group and form a solid mass.
Once more the sky was divided into black and white.
`Right you lot', shouted Drawoc. `When the Wave approaches I want you to attack it at the base. Now move forward'.
The Light Eaters began to push forward but their denser energy made it slow going compared to the speed of the Wave, nevertheless, they had the ability to dissolve Light within seconds, hoovering it up like a vacuum.
`Here it comes again', cried Vespoola.
`Get ready and remember to attack the base', ordered Drawoc, as the Wave rolled and rose up.
The Light Eaters lumbered forward attacking the base of the Wave.
`That's more like it', said Drawoc
`About time', agreed Evil Eyes. `Now let's see some action'
The Light Eaters made good progress gulping at the Wave.
Drawoc looked on with satisfaction as the Light Eaters dissolved the base of the Wave.
Suddenly, his attention was caught by something that could prove to be the key to winning the battle. Drawoc moved the Space Hopper closer to his target.
`What are you doing', demanded Evil Eyes.
`I think I've found Buzzin' Guns achilles heel', murmured Drawoc.
`What are you talking about?'
`Wait and see', replied Drawoc, eyeing his prey.

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